Claim Your Prize

I worked at Walmart for 8 years and I wish I had taken pics of all the crazy things that I saw.  There was one night when (and I kid you not) a woman had a “little poo accident” in ladies wear, and she decided to use a few dozen shirts off the rack for a wipe. She must have taken one of those meds, you know the ones with “explosive diarrhea” as a side effect, it was bad. I am sure those shirts were claimed as a store loss, but I would have loved to see the claims people when they saw the REASON. They always thought WE were full of sh@#$it, and well someone was, it just wasn’t us.