Author Archive
Inch By Inch

I didn’t get the memo that it was booty poppin’ day! The good news is that it is still early enough to participate. So c’mon everyone, drop those jeans down a few inches and act like you don’t feel that person behind you staring.
Utah & West Virginia
Trickin’ Out

Sir, you’re not even trying to be discrete, and she is obviously off the clock. You wouldn’t ask a McDonald’s employee for a cheeseburger if you saw her at Home Depot or something would you? Have some respect for boundaries.
Florida
Predator Vs. Prey

Shhhhh! Don’t make a sound. Watch closely as the pack uses the surrounding plant life to sneak up on their prey.
Florida & Utah
A Little Off The Top Please

There are over 620,000 words in the English language and yet somehow none of them do this ANY justice.
New Jersey
Just Precious

Gandalf took some time off and traveled the country, wound up in California, got really into the atmosphere there, found out they had medical marijuana, discovered longboarding, and pretty much forgot all about those little hobbits.
California