Taking “Tighty Whitey” to a whole new level ain’t ‘cha? I can’t really say I’m a fan and I’m not even going to bring up Labor Day…

Mississippi

Dear Texas, knock it off with this “everything is bigger in Texas” motto. There is no reason that it needs to apply to a belly dancer.

Texas

Is that Rod Stewart? Is Rod Stewart checking out meat at Walmart? Oh, that’s not Rod Stewart? Then he just looks stupid without being famous.

Georgia

Alright everybody, it’s voting time! Who fell Bass-Ackwards into the 80’s better?

Georgia

Poor Betty Boop. Since when did such a hot looking cartoon character become the poster child for atrocious clothing choices? I never see Jessica Rabbit showing up on a pair of overalls or stretched out jean shorts!

California