Way to shit the bed on your Wonderlic test for the NFL draft golden boy. What happened? Did you answer YES to: Does anybody outside of Gainesville, Florida like Tim Tebow?

Tennessee

Three babies were prematurely born when he walked past their mothers. Coincidence? I think not.
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Florida

He brought the beats, I brought the flattened cardboard box. He left with my thick gold rope chain, I left without my pride….but that’s the life of a breakdancer.

California

Well, what would you do when your sports team, the New Jersey Devils, is in conflict with your beliefs? You lucked out there with being an Angels baseball fan though. I’m gonna guess your NL team is the Padres.

Minnesota

I’m pretty sure you have to get that fly pimp suit custom made directly from the “Now ‘n Later” factory!

Florida