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We were not sure we were going to watch this last season of Big Brother, but when it became apparent that the perfect time for SLAP-TV to release thier feature “Pigsould Presents Jade Goody’s Final Interview” to coincide with the final  Celeb Big Brother, it seemed to make sense to for us to watch.  We can not guarantee that we will stick with the entire 27 days, but we are going to try. A bitter disappointment that Boy George was unable to be included , if the rumours are to be believed that he was really offered a place.

First Impressions. Liked the look of house and set very much. Also Davina was looking good, but as usual her gurning and over enthusiasm does wear thin.

• Stephen Baldwin – the loser Christian Baldwin brother.  We are not saying that he is a loser because he is a Christian, we are saying he is a loser compared to his award winning brother Alec.
• Nicola T – one of the contestants we never heard of.  She seems  nice enough but unremarkable,.
• Alex Reid – He seems nice enough as well. The worst boos out of anyone so that automatically makes him our favourite. I guess the crowd are not fans of Jordan’s. For his sake, glad he didn’t arrive dressed as his alter ego, Roxanne.
• Stephanie Beecham – Scary.  Is she that hard up?  Joan Collins must be pissing herself if she heard about this. Get me the name of her surgeon….so I never go to him for my next procedure.
• Sisquo - Saddest entrance.  Trying to hard.  Down Low Brother. Come out of the closet.
• Heidi Fleiss – I first thought, wow Joan Jett, how did they get Joan Jett, then I thought,  Oh No! Joan Jett was in a fire and got her face all melted. Must get a list of all her  surgeons and make sure not to go to them either.  She could out freak Sylvester Stallone or his Mother and she is only 44.  Her face did not move when she talked to Davina. Won’t be pretty in the morning.
• Lady Sovereign – We like her and her music. She is mouthy and a troublemaker, so she could be a great housemate provided Big Brother give her enough booze.
  
• Basshunter- Not really that familiar with him. Dressed well. Seems polite. Maybe a little bland. Maybe if his tourettes wasn’t under control he might make a more colourful housemate.
• Dane Bowers -  Not really fan of his or his music.  The crowd gave him a surprisingly good reaction. Yuck. Greasy.
  
• Ekaterina Ivanova- Pretty. Stylish. Out of her depth but hopefully we will be proven wrong.  She is very young so it will be interesting to see if she is an old soul.  Like her and would like to see her distinguish herself for something other than dating Ronnie Wood…..  maybe becoming distinguished for dating someone like the prophet.  She is too tall for Sisquo.  Ekaternia, when you get of the house, we have something to tell you, a big secret.
  
• Vinnie Jones- Similiar thought to him as Stephanie Beecham, are you that hard up?  I also thought wow, he will win this easy. No competion. And the bookies already agree. Should be interesting to seem him go head to head with Big Brother.
  

the 12th  invisible housemate JORDAN – OK. Channel 4 couldn’t afford the non invisible Jordan ie the real thing ie Katie Price….so they get current boyfriend and ex- boyfriend. Nice move CH4 account department and Nice Move Jordan.

Okay.  Tip for win, obviously unless something major happens,  Vinnie Jones is going to walk it. Though we are rooting for Alex Reid or Lady Sovereign.

Here is a classic Sov clip.

Okay. we have had the song on repeat since we heard it. Now Lady GaGa proves she truly is a genius with her new mind bending video. Anyone who has written Lady GaGa off as some weird one hit wonder must feel pretty foolish after seeing this video and hearing this song.  And poor Madonna must be crying tears of blood.  There are more ideas and looks and hooks to this song and video then the last 5 Madonna albums.

We understand what you are telling the prophet Vladimir, but surprised you are being so blatant.

This is sad. Our hearts go out to the victims of this tragedy. By reprinting George’s online diary does not indicate the slap.tv in any way condones violence. However, we found his online journal/diary to be extremely sad. I think it is a snapshot of a life of how  many people are living their lives today. Hopefully he and all his victims, are at peace.

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Why do this?? To young girls? Just read below. I kept a running log that includes my thoughts and actions, after I saw this project was going to drag on.

November 5, 2008:
Planned to do this in the summer but figure to stick around to see the election outcome. This particular one got so much attention and I was just curious. Not like I give a flying fcuk who won, since this exit plan was already planned. Good luck to Obama! He will be successful. The liberal media LOVES him. Amerika has chosen The Black Man. Good! In light of this I got ideas outside of Obama’s plans for the economy and such. Here it is: Every black man should get a young white girl hoe to hone up on. Kinda a reverse indentured servitude thing. Long ago, many a older white male landowner had a young Negro wench girl for his desires. Bout’ time tables are turned on that shit. Besides, dem young white hoez dig da bruthrs! LOL. More so than they dig the white dudes! Every daddy know when he sends his little girl to college, she be bangin a bruthr real good. I saw it. “Not my little girl”, daddy says! (Yeah right!!) Black dudes have thier choice of best white hoez. You do the math, there are enough young white so all the brothers can each have one for 3 or 6 months or so.

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