Mar
16

A Little Off The Top Please

1106

There are over 620,000 words in the English language and yet somehow none of them do this ANY justice.

New Jersey

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Mar
14

Achy Breaky Heart

1096

FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers.

Iowa

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Mar
12

Mrs. Ed

1086

Why even bother trying to tame that wild horse? Maybe people will be more outraged when they see her tied to a hitching post outside.

Pennsylvania

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Feb
25

The Mullet’s Stepsister

1016

Ahhh yes, the rare asexual female rat tail. Although rare, unfortunately they are not yet extinct.

Virginia

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Feb
23

What’s Up, Doc?

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Walk ten feet and get some help from that hair salon because it looks like Bugs Bunny threw up on your head.

Unknown

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