Feel like killing about 10 hours of your life?  Try to pick out something she did right.

Maryland

You should know it’s time for a change when your wig starts growing gray hair! It looks like a little youthful, but angry, animal is attacking her head.

Georgia

Man, how pissed would you be if you took all that time and effort to climb Rapunzel’s hair and you found this gal here just chomping down a Snickers bar?

Florida

I know somebody who can’t wait for St. Patty’s Day. Either that or I know someone who hasn’t stopped drinking since last St. Patty’s Day.

Pennsylvania

Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down.

Texas