Unfortunately over that rainbow is just more of her.

California

She must be prepping for her inevitable appearence on “Hoarders”.

Unknown

Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming” yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with.

North Carolina

Would you mind telling your kid to stop screaming for a damn Barbie doll, I’m trying to find my INNER F***ING PEACE!!

Oklahoma

It figures! The one time in my life I need to call on my guardian angel, mine takes the day off and I’m stuck with the substitute!

Idaho