Well, if you are going to camp out and squat someplace, then right by the cash register seems smart. You have chapstick, gum, batteries, little plastic trinkets to play with, some blank gift cards, and some 5 Hour Energy drinks to keep that party rolling!

Georgia

How much attention do you possibly crave that you feel the need to attach 3 air-horns to the top of a bike helmet? Honestly, does carrying 1 air-horn around in your hand not draw them in like it used to or something? Do people ignore you when you have an air-horn in each hand? Somebody please get this man’s mother and have her hug him for once!

California

Two newlyweds and their entire guest list at Walmart, yet I’m the one who gets odd looks for walking through their “dance floor” to get to the checkout. How about not having your first dance while I’m picking up toilet paper?!

Michigan

FYI, when your beard is long enough that you have to move it out of your way so you don’t pee on it is the international sign that you need a shave.

Unknown

Maybe she just has so many deep thoughts that it was a necessity to have some sweet chin hair to stroke while she contemplates those things.

Florida