Let’s all hope there is only one.

Unknown

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

New York

We would like to thank KRATOS1971 for this spectacular poem!

Only the Mad Hatter could pull off a shirt that looks like a bunch of bulls trying to mount one another.

Texas

You kidding me? Honestly, are you kidding me? I mean really, you couldn’t find pink gloves? The lack of effort is noted.

California