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Taylor Momsen, The Pretty Reckless live at the Key Club in Los Angeles on 4/9/10 at the Warped Tour Kick-Off party. “Make Me Wanna Die” their song off the Kick-Ass soundtrack.

We Fucking Love this girl.

Lynne Curtin, of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County, got free facelift from Dr Ambe in a bid to stay on the tv series, after viewers voted her most boring in surveys.

Her facelift has settled in and looks good. She is a very thin woman and it looks like the doctor put in cheek implants to give her face fullness in addition to the facelift.

Lynne Curtin – weatherbeaten before and shiny new after

“Hey PoWM, what type of person would put a gerbil up their ass?”

Texas

Ok so I was with a couple of my friends and we were in the bathroom. We’re talking between the stalls like girls do, and we hear this voice. “Girls, can you help me?” I came out of the stall and while washing my hands, asked what the problem was. The lady in the end stall says, “I need help. I went to the bathroom and now I need help. Can you give me some paper towels with warm water and soap?” As I’m getting the paper towels for her, I hear the stall door open. Yep. There she stands, pants around her ankles, shirt up over the boobs. My friends and I were in shock!! I tried to hand her the paper towels so I could get the heck out of there and she says, “No, I need YOU to wipe it.”. Now, I was a pre-med student at the time, so I was trying to be level headed and calm. I explained to the lady that I could not do that for her; that it was unsafe for her AND for me. She didn’t get it. She simply said that she couldn’t reach and needed help. She was a bigger woman, in case you haven’t guessed. By this time a clerk came in and the lady asked HER to do it. The clerk said that her job description did not include wiping asses. Then we tried to locate her family members, but she said they had dropped her off and were coming back to pick her up later. Once we convinced her that we were NOT going to wipe her ass, she just says, “Well can you check to see if I got it all?” She then proceeded to turn around to show us her ass. At this point, we were done and walked out without looking back. Unbelievable!

I worked at the Rincon, Georgia Wal-Mart in 1997. I wish I could have captured a photo of a man that came through my line one day. He was buying a new circular saw blade, and his hands were cut to shreds and BLEEDING! He paid in cash (yay for me!) and his money was covered in blood! If that wasnt bad enough, he kept wiping his hands on the belt of my register!