It’s like that candy that we all ate as kids and hated because it tasted like the paper that it was stuck on, only bigger.

Pennsylvania

I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten.

Ohio

The sand moves really quickly through this “hourglass”.

Texas

From what I can tell, you like playing soccer while lifting weights and fishing?

California