I now have to assume that you are the most famous person in the world.

Georgia

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Texas

If you don’t teach them how to rock out and be completely bad ass from day one, it’s just a constant uphill battle against the man!

Pennsylvania

I think she just hangs out in the toy section all day waiting for someone to buy her and take her home.

Unknown

I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?

Kansas