I didn’t get the memo that it was booty poppin’ day! The good news is that it is still early enough to participate. So c’mon everyone, drop those jeans down a few inches and act like you don’t feel that person behind you staring.

Utah & West Virginia

Shhhhh! Don’t make a sound. Watch closely as the pack uses the surrounding plant life to sneak up on their prey.

Florida & Utah

Gandalf took some time off and traveled the country, wound up in California, got really into the atmosphere there, found out they had medical marijuana, discovered longboarding, and pretty much forgot all about those little hobbits.

California

Taking “Tighty Whitey” to a whole new level ain’t ‘cha? I can’t really say I’m a fan and I’m not even going to bring up Labor Day…

Mississippi

Dear Texas, knock it off with this “everything is bigger in Texas” motto. There is no reason that it needs to apply to a belly dancer.

Texas