You aren’t Cher, and this isn’t Studio 54. Go home and un-embarrass yourself pronto.

Texas

You may trust God, but please also trust me. That’s not the proper way to “sag” your pants, I don’t care what those gangsters down the street tell you.

North Carolina

My guess is he was trying to buy a bag of his own feces.

California

Things that should be done more – self portrait bedazzling. Just so you know how crazy you actually look….with more glitter.

Florida

It’s Salsa night at the retiement village; and I’m not talking about the one they have to put their teeth in to eat, but the one where they use their teeth as clacking instruments.

Pennsylvania