I’m going to have to give the edge here to Shamus O’Toole because of the sweet Abe Lincoln chinstrap, but that’s just me.

Texas

She said she was gonna f*** for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we’re gonna make her holla for a dolla.

Tennessee

Alright buddy, lose the jeans underneath the capri pants, grab a pair of flip flops and head to the beach. You earned it.

Washington

The only thing this dude is missing is a bedazzled jean jacket to match his purdy pink sparkly belt.

Alabama

…Your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Kentucky