A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.

Florida & South Carolina

I’d like to see K-Fed here run into a black bear.

Michigan

Not only can he/she cook up some chicken cutlets, but he/she can also dunk from the free throw line in fur and heels. Can you do that?

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So your back is eating your shirt and it looks like you have a tattoo from the TV show “Sons of Anarchy.” You wouldn’t be caught dead in one of dem der goofy alien hoodies.

Texas

You know how your parents get a little embarrassed when you look at an old photo of them in something like peach bell-bottoms? Yeah…good luck with this one.

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