See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.

Maryland

Well I can’t think of a good reason NOT to have an eagle and flames on my trench coat, other than the obvious one of having friends.

Tennessee

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.

Louisiana

C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.

Kentucky

I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights.

Idaho