Someone go tell this guy what “just hanging out” actually means.

Oklahoma

Ummm Miss, that’s the wrong bottle.

Unknown

We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, and then pick out our own fresh catch of day to cook up….maybe do a little stripping. I dont know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time!

Ohio

She has been wearing that shirt since 1994. Take a hint, he’s not coming back!!!

Florida

I was going to make an argument, but I know Johnnie Cochran wouldn’t even try to attack this expert testimony.

Alabama