She’s not shopping, that deli just sells really, really fresh placenta.

Washington

It doesn’t matter if it’s rain, sleet, or snow. It’s always prime weather for thunder…..thighs.

Louisiana

She must be a member of the Canadian division of the trenchcoat mafia.

Michigan

You really have to put in a strong effort to make the camo jacket look normal, but put a guy who probably doesn’t know what “billiards” is in a billiards shirt and have matching boots and head mullets and it’s a simple task.

Kansas

Unfortunately you have just prevented yourself from “transforming” yourself into a contributing member of society. Don’t feel too bad about it though, it was a long shot to begin with.

North Carolina