Sir, you’re not even trying to be discrete, and she is obviously off the clock. You wouldn’t ask a McDonald’s employee for a cheeseburger if you saw her at Home Depot or something would you? Have some respect for boundaries.

Florida

Shhhhh! Don’t make a sound. Watch closely as the pack uses the surrounding plant life to sneak up on their prey.

Florida & Utah

Thanks buddy, I guess I have to move to Canada now. Well, at least they’re better at hockey and the maple leaf has to look better stretched out than stripes do, right?

Florida

Things that should be done more – self portrait bedazzling. Just so you know how crazy you actually look….with more glitter.

Florida

Three babies were prematurely born when he walked past their mothers. Coincidence? I think not.
Disclaimer: PoWM is not responsible for any premature births due to the viewing of this picture.

Florida