It’s Salsa night at the retiement village; and I’m not talking about the one they have to put their teeth in to eat, but the one where they use their teeth as clacking instruments.

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Why even bother trying to tame that wild horse? Maybe people will be more outraged when they see her tied to a hitching post outside.

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I’m sorry sir, but those Christmas hams put you over the 12 item limit for this line.

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